Crushed Optimists

We are twin brothers who grew up in Central Washington. This blog is devoted to the life of Seattle sports fans, as well as various other topics that we will espouse for your enjoyment. We could be called another OFFICIAL SEATTLE SEAHAWKS site, but we'll take our uneducated crack at the Mariners, Sonics, and Huskies as well. A Seattle Sports Blog? Must be the land... of crushed optimism!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The League of Douches: Caption These!

Mmmmm. Tastes like Douche!

Why should a poor mayoral douche fight for the Sonics when one can worry about owls, whales, and monorail systems?

I'm from Seattle. My hippie doucheness doesn't want anything remotely fun that doesn't involve nature, drugs, and sexual intercourse.

Us douches from Oklahoma are delighted to be ripping your sports team away from you! We'll even give you the Softball Hall of Fame!

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