Crushed Optimists

We are twin brothers who grew up in Central Washington. This blog is devoted to the life of Seattle sports fans, as well as various other topics that we will espouse for your enjoyment. We could be called another OFFICIAL SEATTLE SEAHAWKS site, but we'll take our uneducated crack at the Mariners, Sonics, and Huskies as well. A Seattle Sports Blog? Must be the land... of crushed optimism!

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Cincy has a new problem!

Thank you Reds management for taking one Everyday Eddie Guardado off our hands. I don't care what scrub you sent us in return, I just laugh at the thought of you giving your closer's role to this yokel. Be prepared for many walk-off home runs, most on a two strike count.

From the entire Mariner fan base, we offer our hearty condolences for your playoff run.

Thanks again-

Crushed Optimists Staff

posted by Gavin @ 11:59 AM  1 comments


At 6:39 PM, Blogger Daedalus said...

Oh, believe me, you don't know what it feels like to have an ENTIRE bullpen of Eddies. He is welcome only because a change is desperately needed; we were going to start petitioning the front office to sign random fans to come in and pitch.


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