Crushed Optimists

We are twin brothers who grew up in Central Washington. This blog is devoted to the life of Seattle sports fans, as well as various other topics that we will espouse for your enjoyment. We could be called another OFFICIAL SEATTLE SEAHAWKS site, but we'll take our uneducated crack at the Mariners, Sonics, and Huskies as well. A Seattle Sports Blog? Must be the land... of crushed optimism!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Question of the Day

Alright, everyone! Books down, pen and paper out!

Stop crying, people, it's time for a pop quiz!

There's only one question, but it's a tough one.....

1. Which is easier to get into: LA's Counter-Terrorist Unit or Arizona State University?

I'll help you out a little with some rationale for either.

-- There have been about 75 moles (not the animals) found in CTU over the past 5 years
-- Terrorists have been able to kill people in CTU several times over the past 5 years, using guns, bombs, and nerve gas.
-- Jack Bauer has broken in and out of CTU again and again.
-- Daughter of CTU leader able to commit suicide
-- Man was able to get a gun into CTU even after sliding it under the X-Ray machine
-- Lynn McGill was able to get back into CTU after losing his keycard
-- Said keycard was then able to be changed in about 5 seconds
-- Terrorist was able to use keycard to break into CTU while carrying a briefcase that was never scanned by the X-Ray machine. If they had, they would have discovered a portal to another dimension where a huge cylinder of nerve gas is able to fit inside a briefcase

-- It's Arizona State, people. C'mon.
-- You need another reason? It's Arizona State. People.

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