Crushed Optimists

We are twin brothers who grew up in Central Washington. This blog is devoted to the life of Seattle sports fans, as well as various other topics that we will espouse for your enjoyment. We could be called another OFFICIAL SEATTLE SEAHAWKS site, but we'll take our uneducated crack at the Mariners, Sonics, and Huskies as well. A Seattle Sports Blog? Must be the land... of crushed optimism!

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Bow Chick-a Wow Wow


You are a semi-bored professional football player that has a bye week. You were picked to go to the Super Bowl, but have instead produced a 1-3 suckfest where you have underachieved in pretty much every way imaginable.

Your coach scalped his Super Bowl tickets, and still has that stupid pencil sticking out from his ear in a horrible attempt to look intelligent.

What do you do for fun?

Well, if you believe a lawyer for a boating company, you get some women on a boat, have them strip, and then engage in that love-filled act of meaningless oral sex.

I'd make a joke about the Colorado football team here, but that would be low.

I'd make a joke about Mike Price here, but that would also be low.

Hey, Vikings! Let out your frustration on the field, ok, buddies?

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