Crushed Optimists

We are twin brothers who grew up in Central Washington. This blog is devoted to the life of Seattle sports fans, as well as various other topics that we will espouse for your enjoyment. We could be called another OFFICIAL SEATTLE SEAHAWKS site, but we'll take our uneducated crack at the Mariners, Sonics, and Huskies as well. A Seattle Sports Blog? Must be the land... of crushed optimism!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Felix Top Ten

Top Ten Signs That King Felix Is Pitching In Safeco Tonight:

10: Fans are actually paying attention to the game.

9: A Mariners pitcher strikes out more than 5 in a start.

8. Mariners players hear a strange noise while in the field. They finally attribute it to the phenomenom known as "cheering".

7: Ricoh's scouting report doesn't include, "Avoid the big inning" and "Keep the ball down".

6: Rick Rizzs gushes about a Mariner not named Willie Bloomquist.

5: Bill Bavasi is seen..... smiling.

4: Christopher Lloyd quits his gig as an Angel in the outfield and becomes the supernatural leader of the Mariners.

3: A large intake of a substance widely called "alcohol" is no longer required to enjoy the game.

2: ESPN remembers the West Coast exists, mentioning the game that happened in Seattle, Warshington.

and the number one sign......

1: Folks at home actually turn off Madden 2006 to watch baseball.

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