Crushed Optimists

We are twin brothers who grew up in Central Washington. This blog is devoted to the life of Seattle sports fans, as well as various other topics that we will espouse for your enjoyment. We could be called another OFFICIAL SEATTLE SEAHAWKS site, but we'll take our uneducated crack at the Mariners, Sonics, and Huskies as well. A Seattle Sports Blog? Must be the land... of crushed optimism!

Thursday, July 14, 2005

Thank The Merciful Lord I Waited Four Days....

.... to watch the M's manage 2 hits against Daniel Cabrera, who should remind NO ONE of Pedro Martinez anytime soon.

.... to watch Aaron Sele serve up golfballs to Jay Gibbons and Sal Fasano (who should NOT be allowed to beat you)

.... to watch Tejada get out with Palmeiro on deck in the top of the 9th

.... to watch Sexson strike out multiple times.... again

.... to remember, once again, why we are NOT a competitive team this year

.... to watch the bottom of the Orioles' lineup destroy us, just like EVERY team's bottom of the order

.... to watch JJ Putz self-destruct AGAIN, thankfully only resulting in one run

.... to thankfully change the channel to watch the Family Guy episode where Peter discovers that he is mentally handicapped

Blah. Blah. Blah.

Here's to the 2nd half of the season. May we, somehow, win 70 games.

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